Love Blondes? Join The Club!

The International Association of Blondes does actually allow gentlemen members, whom they call their “Vikings”, but you may be better off just joining their Fan Club and enjoy watching them fight for their cause! These strong, powerful women put their blond heads together and participate in galas, charity events, and even Barbie exhibitions! They don’t take themselves too seriously; even one of the membership requirements is to collect blond jokes and create jokes out of their own lives!

Made up of mostly Eastern European, Russian and Ukrainian women, they strive to make the world a better place. Some of their goals are to strengthen spiritual ties between nations, intergrate different social networks, and support the development of cultural relations within the European Union for the conservation of national identity. Wow!

They Abide By Their Oath

Every good club has an oath and this one instructs its members to “keep my hair blond, my skirt short, my legs long, and my eyes blue”. They also must “love eating apples and drinking fruit juice”. There are also things included in this sacred oath that they must not do, such as “don’t strain my mind, so my hair won’t get black” and “don’t forget my skills from high school or the university”. And you thought blondes were dumb! 

Blondes on Parade

Cheering up the Baltic state of Latvia was the International Association of Blondes’ goal with their Go Blonde! Parade back in May. Over 500 beautiful blondes marched through the capital city of Riga, dressed in pink and white. Some women used the opportunity to counter stereotypes, chanting, “I am beautiful, but I’m not dumb!” The parade was such a success that they already have the 2010 date set for May 30th. Start planning your next vacation to Latvia?

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Question by José Mourinho II: What’s about RUSSIAN women?
Just today my company hired a temporary receptionist (the usual receptionist is always sick and misses work often). so, this morning just i as arrived work there was this new-fresh-blonde-blue-eyes-slim- hot-woman there with a marvelous smile (and even speaks perfectly Portuguese!) well, the girl start working at 9 am, and it was already 9h30 am, and my female work mates were all criticizing her «oh she’s is so incompetent», «and stupid and looks like a hore», «and who is this t.wat», «oh our boss is really maniac», «oh we miss the other girl»

so, my question is: what’s about Russian women that disturbs a lot women from other countries?
EDIT: Kelly: you’re absolutly right! Just this lunch she told me she could be earning a lot of money as a model or even doing other «stuff» but she has a thing call «dignity». And yes, she knows other women are extremly jealous about her. (later she said: «it’s better to those girls don’t watch us talking» lmao).
EDIT: yes Natasha i remember! wow! João is really lucky! ahahahah!

Best answer:

Answer by green6es
Those women would have to be nuts if they were saying that for no reason, no matter what her nationality.

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

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8 Responses to “Love Blondes? Join The Club!”

  1. ketkonen:

    The fact that they take care of their appearance. It really is that simple. Modern western women want to drag all women down to the lowest common denominator. This way they feel more secure in letting themselves go, as they have no pride in themselves nor any respect for themselves or anyone else. Basically, they just cannot stand hot competition.

  2. captain kwa:

    it’s nothing to do with the fact that she’s russian, either what they said was true or they were threatened by how attractive she was as a result of their own insecurities.

  3. Cassius:

    I think the reactions would be similiar if the new girl which happens to be hot would be a native. Women feel threatened by better looking and younger women.

  4. Eoghan.:

    There will be a knee jerk reaction here something along the lines of

    «…. women don’t do that and if they do its because of some influence that they are not responsible for.»

    The fact is women are very competitive and often take each other down. What you are describing is jealousy and work place bullying but if this russian woman is anything like russian women ive known she’ll be well able for them.

  5. sidifiri:

    Either they know her better than you do, or they’re all demented. Don’t see what nationality has to do with it.

  6. Harley Quinn:

    I’ve only met a couple of Russian women and all of them were drop dead gorgeous. I don’t see the point in other girls trying to bring them down or insult them, if anything it makes me wanna get to know them better just so I can say: «Oh her? Yeah, she’s really nice and smart» to which they’d respond with >:(

  7. Boodle:

    Its because she’s pretty, not because she’s Russian.

    Women don’t like a prettier girl than themselves…..they will critisize her for her incompetance because they’re too proud to critisize her for her beauty…..If she gets the mens attention, they will hate her. Sad really, but true nonetheless……..pathetic

  8. NatashaP...is back!:

    José, do you remember what I told you about that Russian girl at João’s workplace? I think that’s why – other women feel threatened by them. However, I don’t think it has much to do with their nationality. I doubt very much every Russian woman is hot, especially when you consider the size of the country and amount of women there (there would be at least a couple of unattractive ones in amongst that lot!!) lol

    You know what I like about Russians though? The fact that they are more than able and willing to learn a foreign language in order to integrate fully. I’ve never met a Russian who couldn’t speak English!

    *Looks down* Hey there Kelly! Fancy seeing you in Gender & Women’s studies! lol

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